I've spent about half an hour trying to decode the geek subtitles... I'm actually only about 7 mins into the first episode... and there's 160 words been decoded? I can't actually say they've been decoded, all I've done is written them down...
Anyway, if you go onto either http://friendface.co.uk/ or http://www.reynholmindustries.co.uk/ you get a page that has some text. It's written in English and some bizzare language. HOWEVER!!! some of the English part is smudged and is un-readable. So to decode you piece together letters from the English language with the bizzare language. The text reads:
"Dear valued employee,
This website is not accessivle from the Reynholm Industries network.
The internet offers us a great oppertunity to communicate, share knowledge and do good.
Unfortunately, the website with which you are trying to communicate, share knowledge or do good has content that might (smudged writing) fellow employees at Reynholm Industries.
If you think that this website has been blocked in error and should be available to communicate, share knowledge and do good with, please contact the DVD supplied with your employee orientation handbook.
We thank you in advance for your understanding and co-operation in this matter."
Ok so I've worked out what the smudged writing is, it reads "hurt raisins, cabbage and oatmeal sentiments of our" so now that part reads:
"Unfortunately, the website with which you are trying to communicate, share knowledge or do good has content that might hurt raisins, cabbage and oatmeal sentiments of our fellow employees at Reynholm Industries."
That to me doesn't really make much sense... there must be some kind of underlying message there. Anyway, another quick note, what is the employee orientation handbook? A little confused on that one too!
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Look at the web page again - See the bit at the top that looks like a load of squiggles?
ReplyDeleteFlip that bit around and look carefully - it is the same text as below but with the english characters replaced with a different squiggle for each letter.
Look at the first line - compare the first word with the second:
letter 2 matches letter 5 - the 'e' in Dear and the 'e' in valued
letter 3 matches letter 2 - the 'a' in Dear and the 'a' in valued
Capital letters match the lowercase letters except that they have one or more extra dots inside the character.
I leave it with you lot to discover the blurred message :)